Okay, so I thought why not make a blog post about what I have learned in England to aid, instruct, and inspire future Harlow travellers!
So here it is:
1. In Jolly old England pedestrians never, ever, EVER have the right of way! And this includes when you are standing in parking spaces. It’s a dog eat dog world and I’m pretty sure the guy in the mini-van is the tougher dog!
2. Standing in the center of the sidewalk to take the classic shot of Big Ben can be hazardous to your health particularly when it’s rush hour.
3. A Canadian’s conception of when the subway bus is too full to fit anymore is not the same as the English conception. Anyone suffering from claustrophobia may want to take the above ground route. Those five hours you’ll save on the subway just may not be worth it.
4. If the subway stops in the middle of the tunnel it could mean there’s a bomb threat. However, if you are the only one hyperventilating it could just be a five minute delay. In other words: look to your neighbors.
5. Even if you think that a “Mind the Gap” condom is freaking hilarious, if you’re too embarrassed to show it to your prospective partner than you might as well save your money– I’m just sayin’.
6. Just because every chinese food stall in Camden market is offering free samples, doesn’t mean that your stomach will be able to handle every free sample. Especially if you then need to take the crowded subway home (see note 3).
7. Finally, and this one is for the campus staff, if you have money left over from the trip and you want to throw a party for the students, do. It’s a fabulous idea. However, if you want to have any pence leftover the next day do not, I repeat, do not give the students an open-bar. We will take full advantage of it!
And so concludes my post on lessons I have learned. Hopefully these snippets of advice will aid all future travelers who come to England and the wonderful Harlow Campus! Happy journeys!